The newest report we have is from Erbil, Iraq. It seems that Bill Murray is somewhat of a celebrity there.
Here is a statue of him presumably reading the script for "
The Puzzle Factory". (Iraqis are not known for creating great likenesses in stone in less than 48 hours) but we have it reported from several sourcs in Russia who also track US elections, that the results are accurate.
Most people think things move slowly in Iraq, but it seems that which is usually slow is fast, so the statue appears to be authentic.
But if you order a pizza with any extras, be prepared to wait a few hours...
The Iraqis it seems, need no 800 number to reach the world's most beloved honarary caddy...