Bill sighted with an unidentified rodent (again)


Or did I already share this with you?

If you see Bill, or any rodents with whom he may be co-horting, please pass on the script to "The Puzzle Factory" for his perusal.

Bill in Rome

The Rome Film Festival will celebrate Bill Murray with its lifetime achievement award, which will be presented to him by Wes Anderson.

Anderson, who has directed Murray in some of his most iconic roles, most notably in “The Royal Tenenbaums,” and in several other films such as “The Darjeeling Limited,” “Moonrise Kingdom” and “Grand Budapest Hotel,” is also scheduled to take part in an onstage conversation in Rome with Murray about the actor’s career.

The 14th edition of the Rome fest will run Oct. 17-27.

How can we send to Bill our TPF script? Maybe we need an Italian translation, or Groundhog who can speak with an Italian accent....

Bill was seen in North Korea

The government was against sharing this photo of him.

We havee some sources but they strip all of color and detail. We can only hope Bill is safe and able to film soon again Our request to the supreme leader - please choose delivering the script over killing Bill.

I think this might help the North Korean Oscar running for 2020


I really don't know...



Bill Murray took part In a recent Q&A with director Jim Jarmusch in Cannes, France. And there he said, 

"I don't recollect much," Murray says. "When somebody asks me 'How'd you meet?' I say I really don't know."

So we are now all free to share our stories about how we first met Bill, and he will never know it is not true...

I am wondering if anyone remembers his 800 number. Ask any gophers you might meet - and tell us the results..


Bill recorded in Erbil, Iraq reading the script

The newest report we have is from Erbil, Iraq. It seems that Bill Murray is somewhat of a celebrity there.



Here is a statue of him presumably reading the script for "The Puzzle Factory". (Iraqis are not known for creating great likenesses in stone in less than 48 hours) but we have it reported from several sourcs in Russia who also track US elections, that the results are accurate.

Most people think things move slowly in Iraq, but it seems that which is usually slow is fast, so the statue appears to be authentic.

But if you order a pizza with any extras, be prepared to wait a few hours...

The Iraqis it seems, need no 800 number to reach the world's most beloved honarary caddy...


Rumours of a Bill sighting near Jakarta Indonesia

This report just in from Jakarta...

I just saw Bill at the outdoor market in Pasar Induk Jakarta. He was buying ginger and asking where he could rent a monkey who was "gluten free".



I hope this helps...



Bill on the Links

Maybe we have been looking for Bill Murray in all the wrong places....

Bill, it seems, may still be a caddy at heart. He has, almost under the radar, produced a documentary about Golf.

So if anyone has the number of his golf cart, pass it on!!


And you can request a screening yourself - https://www.loopersmovie.com/request-a-screening

If you do screen - ask him if he has read the script of "The Puzzle Factory"!





Bill sighted in Cannes

Bill was recently in Cannes opening the Festival with the film "The Dead Don't Die".

Here is sighted with his co-star Selena Gomez.

In a freak accident, he somehow got attached to Selena's earring

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We are searching French hospitals for his current location.

Bill is hunting Zombies

If we can believe the mainstream media, Bill (or a well designed double) was recently sighted on Cannes's red carpet to promote his latest release - "The Dead Don't Die".



The script for "The Puzzle Factory", it seems is chasing him around the world....


Maybe we need to ask Selena how to contact Bill??



Who gave you this number?

If you do finally get Bill's 800 number, be prepared for the quiz...



But we persist nonetheless...



Bill sighted as Ernest Hemingway




There are claims that Bill has started working on the docks of an undisclosed port in Cuba. He is known to be a maverick, and who knows what he is up to! Who there can tell him that a role is waiting for him in Minnesota for The Puzzle Factory?

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